Hypothesis: Char Kuey Tiao is the most complicated food to sell ever. (Hell Yeah I am random, 'cause I think whatever I want! It's world changing goddamnit!)
Think about it, I'm not talking about you having the best style of cooking to serve up a plate of awesomeness, but I am talking about the orders.
Why, because the one taking down orders have to understand your options before being able to proceed with your orders:
1. Tauke you want taugeh or bogeh ("no teeth" in hokkien)?
2. You want the "si ham" (cockles) or the no ham (no such thing)? *Most popular question, Highly recommended (like 5-thumbs-up rated) question for the cook
3. Like KFC, the CKT (Acronym la bro, see what I did there?) also has its own "HOT & SPICY" and its non-spicy "ORIGINAL RECIPE"
4. WHAT ARE YOU STILL COMTEMPLATING ON? EGG OR NO EGG?
5. Some people like to complicate stuff, and likes noodles in their Kuey Tiaos.
There, different people different combination. Bare in mind this is no McDonalds, and the stalls don't have Combo A, or B or C.
With that much options to remember, most likely my CKT would still be unwrapped and still be behind a watermark
It ain't easy man, I'm just sayin'
By the guy who thought about big world decisions
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