Saturday, May 7, 2011

Assmazing Race

Monash Amazing Race was so amazing, that being on top means you not only need to complete tasks which has been sabotaged by other people but also have to get past VFIPs (Very Fucking Important People) teams. Call me a sore loser you will, but I can assure you that I'm one goddamned, hellforsaken sored ass of a loser.

Tell me what makes sense here, and I will offer my empty goody bag to you:


Additional to that, the total number of teams are 50, I don't think there are gonna be more teams than that, as the registration would have noted another row for it. But I'm certain that there are lesser teams, as there teams which I know of that did not make it, and there are sure to be other teams which did not make it too.

Well we got through the last pit stop. That should mean that, no matter how much we suck at the last few tasks left in hand, we should still be able to get a number 10.
But who knows, later on after completing the detour, we were eliminated. Who the fucks eliminates team after completing their tasks in the correct manner? So they just suddenly decided to kick people out on the spot instead of at the pit stop?

However, how the hell did the organisers manage to slip in more than 10 teams after the last god fuckin pit stop? Cat caught your counting brains???

Now, I understand why are there a bunch of angry cotestants while in the game. I thought they were just being in a bad winning attitude, turns out I was on their side all along. Teams and teammates of the same fate, I give you all my condolences.

In a nutshell, the team which has been playing honestly throughout were being robbed off a top 10 placing, while the VFIP team got through and making us the casuality of the day. VFIP 1 - Honest losers 0.

Good effing job people, looking forward to being cheated again. The pleasure's all assholic mine.

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